Monday, June 11, 2007

Something Fishy...

Dear Diary,

I have just been informed that this personal blog has had over 650,000 hits in the last hour, which is starting to make me feel like someone other than myself is reading my diary. Whoever you are, I am starting an investigation (Encyclopedia Brown-style) and I WILL FIND OUT. Please, these are personal, intimate thoughts with lots of JUICY, MARINATED OVERNIGHT GOSSIP. Stop reading. This is none of your business (the business of TANTALIZING, NEVER BEFORE SEEN, "MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY" GOSSIP).


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