Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Yes, I'm gonna be a star

Dear Diary,

Do celebrities really have it all? I thought celebrities were supposed to be glamorous and beautiful, jetting off to exotic lands and attending lavish galas. But all I see is celebrities smashing cars, like Deathrace 2000. Here's what I think: bring back the limousine! I know it's retro, but with a chauffeur, it could work. On movie sets, hand out taxi chits. Car pool. With Gabrielle Cateris. She seems like a responsible driver.

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